: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I puked a lego.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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