i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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