The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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