That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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