I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
There's even glitter on my cock...
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