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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
my penis made a compromise with my morals
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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