found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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