More tranny stories later!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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