okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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