its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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