You surviving the open bar?
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I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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