I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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