Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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