Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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