I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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