I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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