Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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