is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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