i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
