On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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