sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
smell my finger.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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