After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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