I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's blow job season.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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