she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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