I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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