Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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