There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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