its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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