How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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