well you can't waste a boner
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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