He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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