she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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