Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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