i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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