"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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