Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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