I don't think brook has ever known best
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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