There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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