There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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