Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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