Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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