We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
