Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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