I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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