You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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