it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
