D3 body, D1 cock
no, he came in my armpit
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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