so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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