okay pat passed out under dana's car
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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