that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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