What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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