Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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