Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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